Tuesday, August 19, 2008

my favorite was dave

Not enough people appreciated the true, hilarious genius of Titus.
"Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. This can escalate into a war that can kill millions. Normal people settle disputes over cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat."

Chris: Every woman that has ever loved my dad has tried killing him.
Erin: What's funny about that?
Chris: Laughter, absolute terror. Fine line.

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